If you need help please contact Allen Bordoley.

For suggestions, requests, and all other design or features please contact Gilad Bordoley

For health issues - are you sure it is worth the bother?

For money issues - you should search again your pocket before calling a family member

For gossip - you should call us imediatley. We listen well and broadcast fast

For complaints - talk to your partner, dog, or any other member of your immediate family.

For funeral arrangement - don't bother, our dearly departed will not complain.

For back pain - take a trip down memory lane.

For compassion, love, sympathy and other heavenly notions - go to synagogue.

 

Remember, a close relative is one you see occasionally between family funerals.